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Elliott Garber
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Welcome to Creatures! 

I’m Elliott, a veterinarian and farmer in the Blue Ridge Mountains of Virginia. I’m also a husband, father of five, and Army officer who just can’t stop thinking about how to make life and work better for people like me who love animals.

When I started buying highland cattle and miniature donkeys a few years ago, I honestly couldn’t believe there wasn’t already a modern, secure online marketplace for live animals. So I started building Creatures to solve my own problems. I wanted a transparent community for buying and selling, paired with a fun, easy way to keep up with health, breeding, and registrations in one place.

It’s already been a game‑changer for me to have every photo, video, and record in a single profile for each animal. Now I can just copy a link and send it to a potential buyer, another vet, or a friend without having to dig through my photos or track down records every time. Create a profile for one of your animals to see how it works. It’s free and should take less than a minute.

My crazy hope is that Creatures can be the online home for every known and loved animal around the world. I’m glad you’re here!

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Four Caves Farm
@four-caves-farm · Posted by Leah Cave ·
Leah Cave added a new Test Result record to Morty's profile.
Test Result Jan 13, 2026
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Test Category: Genetic
Test Subtype: Coat Color / Trait
Date of Report: Jan 13, 2026
Date of Sampling: Jan 5, 2026
Notes: E+E+/DhN One copy of the PMEL17-delTTC dilution variant. Coat color is gray or pale-red, Wild-type
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Muddy Mastiffs
@muddy-mastiffs · Posted by Alissa Black ·
😂 Tell me if you guys think this is more accurate than yesterday's image.

Back by popular demand is an updated version of yesterday's English Mastiff Evolution graphic.

Apparently I got most of it right, but a couple of English Mastiff owners pointed out one important mistake...

The 48+ month stage should be mostly laying down. 😆

I also remembered to add in a bunch of drool, because if we're being honest, that's a pretty important part of owning an English Mastiff.

So now we've got:

🐶 0–3 months: adorable potato

🦖 3–12 months: velociraptor

🐴 12–48 months: giant teenage horse

💤 48+ months: professional napper with a puddle of drool

Tell me what you think.

Is this version more accurate, or is there still something every longtime English Mastiff owner knows that I forgot to include?

👇 Let's hear it.

#EnglishMastiff #Mastiff #EnglishMastiffPuppies #GentleGiant #MastiffTemperament #EnglishMastiffGrowth #DogsDrool #MuddyMastiffs