Gard Funny Farm

Gard Funny Farm is a breeder of fainting (myotonic) goats in Bethany, MO, northwest Missouri near Kansas City. Lesa Gard has worked with fainting goats for several years and follows guidelines set by leading goat associations. The farm is committed to responsible breeding practices and maintains detailed records for herd health and genetics.

The operation emphasizes gentle handling from an early age, with kids socialized in a family environment and regular pasture turnout. Animals receive routine wellness checks and care in clean, sheltered pens to support their comfort throughout the year. The goats live on fenced pasture with access to shade and shelter year-round, supporting their natural foraging behavior. Feeding consists of high-quality hay, browse and mineral supplements chosen for gentle digestion. Visitors and neighbors often note the relaxed pace and friendly nature of the herd, reflecting a history of small-scale livestock stewardship and local agricultural traditions.

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