Crazy Kid Acres

Crazy Kid Acres, fainting (myotonic) goats, Mechanicsville, MD, is located in St. Mary’s County and the Chesapeake Bay near Annapolis.

Christen C. Dwyer brings over a decade of small-scale breeding to the farm, maintaining herd health through routine veterinary checks and genetic testing recommended for myotonic lines. Membership in state and national goat associations helps the farm stay current with breeding standards and traceability practices. Kids and adult goats live in pasture-based pens and receive daily handling to promote calm temperaments and adaptability.

All animals enjoy a balanced diet of locally sourced hay and mineral supplements to support steady growth and overall wellness. The farm also hosts guided visits for school groups and community workshops that highlight responsible goat husbandry. Clients often comment on the calm nature of the herd and the clear communication they receive throughout the adoption process. Crazy Kid Acres emphasizes transparent practices and provides buyers with detailed health records and solid references upon request.